Chapter 4 is one of the Chapters in The Beginner's Guide.
The following is a list of postulated game ideas that are seen throughout the chapter:
- A game of only motivational posters, played one after the other while the player cannot move.
- A game of only posters and concept art showing what the game is intended to be.
- A game where you collect items, except the game automatically quits when you collect them all.
- A key in one game unlocks a door in a completely separate game.
- A normal game where you have to scream into a mic every 15 seconds to keep playing.
- A series of lavish manuals come with the game giving you incorrect instructions on how to play.
- A stranger appears.
- Game filled with chairs, except one chair is floating.
- Live on a boat taking orders from the captain. The captain is always wrong.
- Play as a pair of floating eyes emitting footstep noises.
- Stand on an X staring at a bear for 3 hours.
- The game is nothing but giant blocks of text explaining what's happening.
- You are a gate.
- Play as the camera filming an advertisement, walking around a set filming whatever you like
- Press U to surrender
- A button you press to stop the chaos, that doesn't work
- Sharks are trying to eat you, simultaneously you are trying to eat the sharks
- Read an enemy's emails to learn how to beat them
- You are the queen, dusting your jewelery [sic] while your kingdom is destroyed.
- You must adress [sic] and rally a group of eager press reporters
- You construct a wall, the wall is destroyed, you are given a medal.
- You play as a loud bodiless sound walking around confusing people.
- You run a shop inside your body, selling your organs strategically to make the most money before you die.
- You start in a small room, until you realize you can just walk through the walls.
- You walk around talking people down from pursuing their hopes or dreams.
